An Ode To The Spray Tan
There once was a beautiful young woman named Snow whose skin was well white as snow She met her Prince Charming his proposal was alarming but never-the-less she said Leggo Now being a fiance Snow wanted to look like Beyonce and looked into tanning her skin The pale white glow she declared had to go she wanted to be bronzed for her Prince Her Prince said your natural beauty is unmatched but ever still she was attached to the idea of getting a tan But youll turn orange the Prince said as they lay tired in their bed and in...read more